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The Best Footy Presents From Christmas Past

As we are approaching Christmas, I have been thinking about the best football related Christmas gifts I’ve received in my life. As I was a football nut as a kid, football gifts were a large part of my childhood.

Here are a few that stuck out in my memory.

1. Subbuteo Set

Do you know what Subbuteo is? Do you know what Subbuteo WAS, is probably the better way to phrase that question. When I was a kid, Subbuteo would take up a huge amount of real estate in any self respecting toy shop. Subbuteo was a game that involved flicking these teeny plastic figures at a ball.

The branding of Subbuteo was fantastic and you could buy any team you wanted. What’s more with Subbuteo you could buy stands, floodlights and build your dream football stadium. It was so popular that there were vast Subbuteo tournaments that people took very seriously. I must be honest - the game itself was not too much fun to play. But it didn’t matter. It just looked great.

2. Footy Books

I had a library of football books as a kid. Two that stick out were -

The Times Illustrated History of Football

By most people’s standards I think I have a pretty strong knowledge of the history of football. Why? Well one Christmas I got The Times Illustrated History of Football. The book dedicated about 4 pages to newspaper stories telling the biggest football stories of that season, along with a couple of pages with every league table for that season. I poured over that book like it was the Bible.

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The Comic Book History Of The World Cup

Another absolute beauty of a book - The Comic Book History of The World Cup brought to life the history of the world’s greatest sporting event through beautiful illustration. The book isn’t particularly big, and has an unconventional shape, but it feels so unique in your hands. You don’t get bored going through it again and again. Between World Cups, the book has short interesting profiles on the greatest managers and all the results from that particular tournament. Sadly, the comic book only goes up to the 1990 World Cup in Italy, and as far as I can see has never been updated. If you can get a copy of this on Amazon if will make a unique item on your coffee table.

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3. Premier League Trading Cards

For a few years of my youth, collecting and swapping Merlin’s Premier League stickers was as addictive as crack cocaine - not that I have any experience with the later mind you. Building onto the frenzy kids had in the mid nineties for football stickers - Merlin brought out a far more expensive trading card set. I managed to collect all the cards at great expense, but I needed to find one to finish the collection. My poor old grandmother would buy tons of packets of cards hoping I would find it, to no such luck. The particular card I was looking for was known as a Laser Cut card, and there was something like a 1-in-a-million chance of finding it. One Christmas, with my aunt light on funds, she asked me what I would like as a gift. I told her to just get me a couple of packets of cards. That Christmas, when she gave me the two packets, I wasn’t expecting to get the elusive card. But like Charlie Bucket himself… I did. I celebrated the find like scoring the winning in the last minute of a World Cup Final.

Here is the card in question which I see you can now get on Ebay for about 8 dollars. Had I known the value would climb so poorly, I could have saved my family a lot of money had they just waited 20 years.


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4. Footy Videos

Back before the days of YouTube, I was a huge collector of football videos. You could buy all manner of videos on the beautiful game. I particularly liked goal-compilation videos. Those videos would have imaginative titles like ‘500 Great Goals’ or ‘All the Goals of USA 94.’ I wore those videos out like the footy geek that I am.

Around Christmas time it was often common in the UK for videos to come out featuring the best of footy bloopers. The videos would be marketed on TV as the ultimate Christmas gift. These productions always seemed thrown together - and were often hosted by some b-list TV presenter. Now, of course, you can find them all on YouTube. So without further ado… enjoy Danny Bakers Own Goals and Gaffs:

5. Footy Kits

I was only really into getting football jerseys when I was young. My best jersey memories included getting the Ajax shirt from around 1995, and the Brazil 98 jersey. That was a classic. But I suppose my all time favorite kit memory was when I got the Irish goalkeeper jersey after the 1990 World Cup.

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6. Footy video-games

There were so many football video games that I loved as a kid. The first one I remember having was simply called Soccer for the NES. It was made by Konami and was ultimately a precursor to PES. After that, there was Super Soccer on the Super Nintendo. That was dodge, even if it did allow you to run the field and score with the goal keeper.

My friends loved Sensible Soccer with its top down visuals. Apparently, that was the thinking person's football game. But I never got into it. FIFA Soccer came out around 1993 but was all style and no substance. I preferred Striker and World Cup Striker. Me and my friends would all gather around have have high stakes tournaments on it. No jammy goals allowed. But in hindsight, the football game I played more than any other was International Superstar Soccer on the Nintendo 64. After that, there really was no point in playing a footy game ever again.

That was a good trip down memory lane. Get writing your Santa wish lists kiddos.

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A colorful evolution of the football boot

Back in my day everyone wore black boots. When watching football on TV at the beginning of the 90s you barely ever saw a player with boots other than the color black. When you did, that player stood out like a sore thumb. White boots running around a field just looked so unnatural. They screamed… look at me! It took a certain type of arrogance to make the decision to wear them.

To show how uncommon the trend was - look at this photo from the 1995 Champions League Final. In the AC Milan team photo you can see Marco Simone wearing white boots. A couple of the other players have flashes of red, and green which I think would even have came across a tad garish back then.

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I can’t emphasize how much white boots stood out when watching football back then. When just one player out of 11, or 22 decides to go with a white boot, you notice.

Jumping forward to last years Champions League Final - in this photo of Liverpool lifting the cup, it’s hard to spot one player wearing black boots.

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Funnily enough when watching football now, I personally notice the colors much less now everyone is wearing different colors. They don’t pop like that one player who went rogue wearing a pair of white boots.

What’s the point? Times change. Trends change. Individuality is in. Perceived individuality certainly. In a time when you can pick your color iphone, or Nintendo Switch, I suppose it makes sense that you can pick your color boots.

In saying that, if its a team game, where it is good to represent yourself as a team, is there something to be said for uniform? Lets talk about uniforms.

When I went to school in Dublin, we had to wear a uniform. Grey trousers, grey socks, grey shirt, grey jumper, black shoes, blue tie. Exciting right? I hated it, but in hindsight at least it gave you one less thing to think about in the morning. Also and pretty crucially kids couldn’t actually compete with each-other over who had the best grey shirt. Nobody cared. We all got our grey shirt from the same place.

Individuality in my school years was when a kid decided to go for the bleach blonde look. That was The Beatles mop top of my era. The individual trend didn’t last long, as pretty soon every kid started bleaching their hair blonde. I always found that a bit odd and slightly ironic that the way you end up being an individual is to not go along with a trend.

Attempting to mitigate peer pressure in school is surely a good thing? It puts huge pressure on parents when kids come home complaining that the others have the latest video game or the like.

What is clear is that the changing face of football boot color is less to do with us craving to express ourselves as we may like to think, but rather a clever way for manufacturers to market to kids. Where once upon a time a standard pair of black boots would have been adequate, I suppose a kid these days will want the exact boots worn by their hero. And if that hero changes his boot color every year/ every month, then it only follows that said kid will want the new boots too.

But why don’t people gravitate towards the classic black anymore? Outside of the fact that we are not being marketed black boots...it it because people no longer like black as a boot color? In what other situations might you choose illuminous orange over black? Would you wear an neon green suit over a classic black suit or dress?

Most people wouldn’t wear a striped pink outfit if they wanted to be taken seriously. Can you imagine James Bond in anything other than a classic dark suit?

It’s a matter of taste I suppose. Have we become tasteless?

Let’s look again at the classic black boot...

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What does this say about me? Am I destined to become a crusty conservative - watching on as the kids go out of control with their freckled hair styles, sparkly iPhones and neon orange Pumas.

The legendary football manager Alex Ferguson was known for being a strict disciplinarian. He didn’t want individuality getting out of control. But towards the end of the 90s superstardom of certain players began to go into over drive. There was the mercurial talent of Eric Cantona. His flamboyant style trend was to play with his shirt collar up. It seems harmless enough, but it stood out at the time.

But Cantona's collar was nothing compared to the constantly changing hair styles of David Beckham. I kid you not when I say a new David Beckham's barnet became front page fodder in the UK.

Ferguson eventually had enough with Beckham’s celebrity. Ferguson wanted players main focus to be on the game. And so in one of the last great examples of true managerial power Ferguson offloaded Becks - but not before ironically kicking boot at him as he made his way to the exit door.

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We now live in an age of unparalleled player power. Using Manchester United as an example of where this has lead, see the example of Paul Pogba. A talented player who seems to have something different going on with his hair style every time you see him. Pogba, despite his 100 million price tag has been accused of not caring as he should. His characterful persona is perfect for a marketing man to latch onto. Pogba appears to be a better player in FIFA video game than in reality.

Here is an interesting video showcasing Pogba’s changing boots over the years.

You may notice in this video that in the early days Pogba went often with a classic black look. But as the years passed and his fame grew that the colors became more outlandish. I suppose it only makes sense from a marketing perspective that if you want to sell some boots, you need to stick the players in boots that stick out. But perhaps more it speaks of the time we are in. Perceived individuality is in. But is it any wonder with all this individuality that Manchester United have not been able to get it together?

This is becoming an Esquire article. Hope you enjoy this weeks video.

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