The Best Team Names of 2025

Written By Billy Lyons

Did your team make the cut when it comes to our top team names?

What's in a name? Win or lose, if your team name brings your squad a smile, you know you're doing this rec league thing right - which leads us to our top team names for 2025 (w/ creative categories included)

Top Teams Named After Players

  1. Show Me The Mané

  2. Say my Neymar

  3. SIUUUU

  4. Messi Business

  5. Green Eggs and Bellingham

Top Teams Named After A Club

  1. Real Sosobad

  2. Unathletico de Madrid

  3. Boca Seniors

  4. ManChestHair United

  5. Expected Toulouse

Top Teams Named After The Pub

  1. FC Beercelona

  2. Win or Booze

  3. sCoors Light

  4. We're getting drinks after this

  5. New York Vodka Red Bulls

The Top Made-for-TV & Musical Teams

  1. Game of Throw-Ins

  2. How I Megged Your Mother

  3. Talking Headers

  4. Pique Blinders

  5. Cesc And The City

The Top Teams at Wordplay

  1. Run Like The Winded

  2. Footy Fetish

  3. CTRL-Ball

  4. Goal Diggerz

  5. Ballon D'Floor FC

The Top Animal Lovers

  1. Trash Pandas

  2. VHBall Hogs

  3. Escape Goats

  4. Kicking Guppies

  5. Capybaras FC

The Top Free Agent Teams

  1. FA 99 Problems But A Pitch Ain't One

  2. FA Afternoon De Ligt

  3. FA Hips Don't Szoboszlai

  4. FA Queen LaFifa

  5. FA Rapid Thigh Movement

The Top NSFW Teams

  1. Full Kit Wankers

  2. Master Baiters

  3. Inter Ya Mom

  4. Pain in Diaz

  5. 50Shades O'Shea

Honorable Mention: The Local Legend Team

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